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28
June

Think Positive

Posted by Hariharan Ragunathan

A sailor was the sole survivor of a shipwreck, and as he staggered ashore on some unknown tropical beach he found himself surrounded by hundreds of screaming, spear-waving warriors.

“Oh Gosh!” the sailor muttered to himself, “I’m finished!”

“No you’re not!” a voice boomed inside his head. “Don’t be negative. Think positive, take firm, swift action.”

“Who’s that?” the sailor asked.

I’m your guardian angel,” the voice replied. “Now listen carefully. Grab the spear from that little fellow with the bone in his nose and plunge it right into the heart of the chief…. the one with all the feathers on his head.”

“Right!” said the sailor, grabbing the spear and stabbing the warrior chief.

And as the chief collapsed to the ground, the voice said;”NOW you’re finished.”

Hope you enjoyed the joke :)

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 HARIHARAN RAGUNATHAN
 Hyderabad, India


This is a place to express my opinions on things which I stumble on in my day to day life. The views which I have expressed are my own opinions and not meant to disparage anything or any one.